In case you didn't know, Kaemon loves pirates.  Grandma Waford gave him a real pirate ship complete with some booty (that is pirate treasure), cannons and a brig.  He also has some pirate books.  One of them has a glossary at the end with pirate words and phrases that he has been incorporating into his vocabulary.  For example:  
- Walk the plank you scurvy dog!
 - Shiver me timbers!
 - Aargh matey!
 - My dad is stronger than your dad.
 
OK, that last one is not in the pirate book, but he does say that to other little kids. Hey - a pirate has to have some back up sometimes. He also told me that pirates only like kisses from their moms so that is a relief for me.
The other night when he was saying his prayers he said, "Thank you that I am a pirate and I get lot's of money and treasure."
 What a good boy.






